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Jan 16, 2026

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Association Monthly Newsletter

Jan 7, 2026

In this month's newsletter, we cover changes to the Association space in general and some key staff appointments in our organization. As in all our newsletters, there is the CEO column and report of updates to the website.

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Squirrel Brigade Halts City Council Meeting Over Acorn Zoning Dispute

Dec 1, 2025

Squirrel Brigade of 24 protesters halted a City Council meeting in Arlington over an acorn zoning dispute. They carried signs, stole the mayor's gavel, and fled into the vents, forcing postponement of the meeting.

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Billionaire's Pet Parrot Elected Mayor of Small Antarctic Research Town After Write-In Campaign

Dec 1, 2025

A billionaire's pet parrot, Captain Chirp, won the mayoral election at McMurdo Station, Antarctica, via write-in votes. The macaw defeated human candidates and promises a "Crumb-Only" Tax Reform funded by meal donations.

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